November 2012
Hell my friends. It is I, the inventor. You are probably wondering why I am posting on Gatsby's blog. Easy answer...
First of all, I sold the laptop to Gatsby, I can still control it good sir's.
Second,Gatsby cannot read these posts by the way. I created a software that makes the post's I create invisible to his weary eyes.
Spoiler Alert-
Gatsby met Daisy! Hooray! He brought her over to his house for tea and they both had fun together, with Nick just being there for no coherent reason. A hilarious development don't you think?
So what will you do now with this information?
Try to increase their relationship?
Destroy their relationship?
Make Gatsby fall for someone else?
Drive Gatsby to such insanity he kills Tom?
Honestly I am a little disappointed in the lack of misery lately. You have all been helping him. Have none of you the need for destruction as I? Am I one in a world of many? Perhaps.
Well if that is the case... Then I suppose I should be a player in my little game as well. You guys can make him feel all jolly happy while I try to get him to commit suicide! (I cordially decided against that) Isn't that great!? :D
My parent's always said "You're an insane piece of sh*t; you know that?" Oh no wait... That was my father. Doesn't matter though, I helped bury his grave :D
Now I hope I can bury Gatsby's. Unfortunately you all didn't do what I wanted originally so now I have to oppose you. Too bad.
I am gonna f*ck him up. :D
Happy travels my friends.
so tell me, why oh why would you want to create misery for gatsby??
ReplyDeleteHe will die anytime soon anyways.. is that not enough misery?
It pains me that you would willing want to get someone to commit suicide.
ReplyDeleteWhy you would even take pride in such a statement fails me. Clearly you never had to deal with suicide or suicidal tendencies.
willingly*
DeleteYou gave us the choice to guide him and help him and write his story. I'm guessing you thought some of us were twisted like you and wanted him dead for fun.
ReplyDeleteYou came to us as someone providing us with a unique experience to befriend Jay Gatsby.
Why the deceit?
I thought the quote from my father explained my being. I guess not. I did think a certain number of people were like me. However I see that is not the case. So now I must write my wrongs :D
DeleteAnd him dying at the end is DEFINITELY not enough.
I probably should amend my earlier post. Suicide isn't appeasing at all now that I think about it... I would rather have them kill each other off. Too less people died in the original story. I wish to make a, what did Obama call it? Oh yes. "Change"
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Every plan has it's flaws, i guess yours was underestimating the power of the people and their natural instinct to help others.
ReplyDeleteYes, it was.
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